The Anchorage, with origins back to 1800, is a Federal Telescopic Tidewater style B&B with waterfront views and three guest rooms available to the wedding party situated on the beautiful Choptank River. We offer a relaxed, peaceful and romantic experience on the shores of the river, which is part of the Chesapeake Bay waterway. The venue is nestled on 12 acres of waterfront property with forest on either side and protected wetlands.

Drumore Mill is a different world. It is nestled in a corner of the most rustic township in Amish Lancaster County, Pennsylvania. The mill was built in 1752 as a sawmill and a grist mill. It sits in a hollow with 30 acres of tall cliffs and old trees to provide privacy, warmth, and natural beauties. There is a pristine creek that meanders through the property. The Fishing Creek supports native trout and other rare small fishes. The waterfall is adjacent to the buildings. There is a hiking trail within the property. There is wetland and much more. The combination of rustic setting, natural beauties, and historical features makes Drumore Mill amazingly beautiful. One has to see it to believe it.

Our waterfront wedding venue lets the Chesapeake Bay provide a beautiful and elegant backdrop to your special day. Our goal is to exceed your expectations right down to the smallest detail because your wedding deserves no less. Our 30 years of experience planning all-inclusive weddings means that your journey can be stress-free. From relaxing in your bridal suite to photos on the waterfront, to dancing the night away – your day will be perfect! Consistent quality and diverse variety is the hallmark of our wedding catering service. Whether looking for an elegant multi-course dinner, or lighter afternoon fare, our extensive selection ensures you’ll find the perfect menu to compliment your event.

Castle Farm is a private, exclusive 150-acre premier equestrian estate & wedding and corporate event venue located in Snow Hill, on the beautiful Eastern Shore of Maryland. We are an authentic historic farm, breeding elegant Andalusian horses and adorable micro mini Scottish Highland cows. The barn is an immaculate timber-framed barn with hammered copper walls and the solid mahogany barn doors provide the perfect entrance to your fairytale. If you want an authentic barn wedding, where your guests will make lasting memories for years to come, taking photos with newborn foals, and being impressed with impeccable service AND a truly magical experience for your wedding, book Castle Farm today.

Hemlock Farm is the perfect rustic venue for a beautiful summer wedding. Known for its stunning weddings and annual Christmas tree selection, this charming farm offers a warm and welcoming atmosphere. Weddings take place in front of the picturesque red barn, surrounded by family and close friends. Hemlock Farm also offers the freshest fir Christmas trees and greenery, making it a family-friendly destination year-round. Celebrate your special day in a setting that combines rustic charm with heartfelt hospitality at Hemlock Farm.

Walden Country Club is an intimate venue just west of Annapolis with beautiful spaces. We specialize in elegant affairs with a classic touch. Our exceptional staff will assist with wedding planning, giving you the freedom to be present and enjoy the day with your loved ones. Say “I do” on the veranda, which overlooks the golf course and gives spectacular sunset views. The reception can take place in the banquet room overlooking the veranda, where you can sit down to a delicious feast, created from our many extensive menus. Walden Country Club is the recipient of several awards from Capital Style, including Readers’ Choice finalist for best catering and reception site. Come enjoy unparalleled hospitality as you begin the next chapter of your love story.

Located in the Annapolis Art District, Prism is a blank canvas ready to personalize for all of your events! DIY or hire us to handle EVERYTHING! We can work with your budget to bring your vision to life! Weddings, Vow Renewals, Elopements, Bat/Bar Mitzvahs, Baby Showers, Baptisms, Bridal Showers, Birthday Parties!

Are you looking for a unique event venue in the Annapolis, Baltimore, and Washington region? If so, you’ve found a home. TheAtreeum will show you what if feels like to see nature’s beauty abound both inside and outside at Soaring Timbers Event Venue. With gorgeous Yellow Pine, White Oak, Douglas Fir, and Black Walnut, SoaringTimbers is strong, magnetic, inspiring. We’d enjoy sharing our event home visions with you so that together we can help plan your next unique event. A Wedding Celebration, a Class or Military Reunion, a Corporate Banquet or Meeting, an Anniversary Party, a Grandchild’s Birthday Party! Whatever you’ve been wishing and dreaming about, we’re very ready to help and assist you in all ways possible.

In Annapolis, Acqua al 2 offers a charming and intimate setting for weddings. The venue's rustic atmosphere and exquisite Italian cuisine make it perfect for couples seeking a unique and memorable celebration with a touch of European elegance.

Make you wedding day historic! Celebrate in the two-acre colonial garden in the heart of Downtown Annapolis. Our secret garden was once home to William Paca, a signer of the Declaration of Independence, Governor of Maryland and local lawyer. Hold your ceremony in front of our Summerhouse on the Bowling Green while your guests take in the view. The Paca House and Garden is located just blocks from the Maryland State House, The United States Naval Academy and Annapolis City Dock. Our tented terraces can accommodate seated events up to 120 guests or cocktail style up to 180 guests.

Annapolis Maritime Museum & Park is a waterfront wedding venue located in the Eastport neighborhood of Annapolis, Maryland. Situated just across Spa Creek from historic downtown Annapolis, this unique museum offers couples and their guests gorgeous views of the Chesapeake Bay and Back Creek. We're happy to accommodate both intimate ceremonies as well as lavish receptions in our indoor or outdoor settings. Annapolis Maritime Museum & Park looks forward to making your special day everything you dreamed it to be.

Cherry Hill Ballroom is an event space located in the heart of Cherry Hill Park, an RV park and family campground. With a variety of options for decor, food service, and layout, we offer you the flexibility you need to throw the event of your dreams. With 3,600 square feet, suspended hardwood floors, grand ceilings, a balcony, and a fireplace, our ballroom accommodates up to 150 people for dinner, dancing, and wedding ceremonies. Our ballroom also features several side rooms that you can use as you please - set up a dressing room, photo booth, or cocktail bar! We have a covered pavilion for outdoor ceremonies. Our wedding package includes an array of decor that will transform your reception into a magical space for you and your partner, as well as the use of our commercial kitchen. You can set up catering or BYOB your event. If you've got a vision, we'd love to be a part of it. We've had fun over the years arranging carriage and tractor rides, log cabin packages, and more.

District Winery hosts full-service weddings for up to 200 guests. The first working winery in Washington, DC, District Winery is located in Navy Yard along the Anacostia River. Our modern, sophisticated, waterfront wedding venue with floor to ceiling windows, an outdoor terrace, and sweeping river views is the ideal venue for your wedding. District Winery include our highly regarded wedding cuisine and wines made onsite. Executive Chef Christian Fischhuber brings years of international culinary expertise to our venue, as he oversees every detail of your menu. Couples work with a District Winery event manager who will assist with all of the details, from helping curate the perfect menu to coordinating with vendors to ensure seamless execution. All District Winery weddings are turnkey and include the use of our custom walnut tables, chairs, high top tables, bar stools, marble topped bars, china, glassware, flatware, linen napkins, printed menus, table top items to enhance your decor.

===> PLEASE NOTE: We require use of a professional event planner and outside catering --- no exceptions . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Skyline 609's flexible raw space is perfect for your next cocktail party, seated dinner, wedding, shower or other special event. Our indoor space accommodates 12-80 seated and 100 standing for cocktail events. The outdoor roof deck accommodates up to 150 for cocktail events, for a total guest count of 250 standing. Your guests will be wowed by clear, unparalleled views of Capitol Hill, and both spaces can be combined by opening our two 25’ power-assisted garage doors. Both areas are furnished with mid-century inspired furniture. WE ARE A RAW SPACE. We do not provide any food or beverage service. It is highly recommended that you visit our website at skyline609 [dot] net/personal for full details and complete pricing.

Let's L'Chaim! The Capital Jewish Museum is pleased to offer designated spaces in the Museum available for events on a space-available basis. With historic and modern spaces - conveniently located between downtown and the Capitol - the Museum can accommodate a range of events.

The most romantic day of your life should be historic! That's why the National Press Club in downtown DC is the perfect venue to celebrate your wedding and ensure your big day will go down in history! It's not just the place where news happens, it's where memories are made. Overlooking the White House at the top of the National Press Building, the Club has a wonderful atmosphere, terrific food, and excellent service.

Fathom Gallery 14th Street is a multi-level, flexi-use event space located in the heart of Logan Circle. The Gallery combines the classical elegance of old 14th Street with a refreshing, modern simplicity. We offer our gallery space to the local community as a venue for art shows, cultural exhibitions, fundraising events, non-profit cocktail receptions and special celebrations. We have hosted events for The National Trust for Historic Preservation, National Geographic, Google, and many others! Recent exhibitions have featured artists Ned Dishman, Nima Veiseh, and Stephen Benedicto.

Viceroy DC is new on the scene! Our location along a tree-lined street in the Logan Circle neighborhood is a perfect spot to celebrate your special day. Guests enjoy easy access to all that DC has to offer, and can walk to the top bars, restaurants and shopping spots along the energetic 14th Street corridor. The hotel celebrates local art and artists from DC within our eclectic indoor and outdoor event spaces, with nods to jazz legends like Billy Eckstine and artwork highlighting Marvin Gaye. Our largest event space can comfortable accommodate up to 100 people at round tables and is connected to our stunning Salon, where guests are encouraged to relax, reflect and enjoy. Step outside on the Dovetail Patio to enjoy a refreshing space with a retractable roof and seating for up to 50 guests. Or, pop upstairs to our rooftop lounge, Hush, for a cocktail hour will killer city views.

Overlooking Meridian Hill/Malcolm X Park, the Italian Renaissance Revival former embassy is now a vibrant community space for events of all kinds. Whether you are planning a small, intimate staff retreat in the marble-columned porte-cochere, or a large gathering in our spacious grand ballroom, the historic Josephine Butler Parks Center will set a stunning scene for your celebration.

If you’re visiting this page, chances are you’re planning the most important day of your life! First off, please accept a resounding congratulations from the entire team at Chesapeake Bay Beach Club. For over two decades, we’ve been journeying alongside couples and their families as they plan for this joyous occasion, and we’d be bluffing if we said it wasn’t our absolute favorite thing in the world! A stunning, coastal Maryland backdrop ideal for your dream wedding, we cordially invite you to plan your very special day with us at Chesapeake Bay Beach Club! With four fantastic venue options to choose from (each of which brings its own unique distinction), the custom-curated, Chesapeake Bay wedding of your dreams is within reach like never before! Select from our array of remarkable spaces as you plan not only your wedding ceremony, but also your splendid rehearsal dinner, celebratory reception, cheery bridal luncheon, and more!

The Anchor Inn is a private waterfront wedding venue in Pasadena, Md. With only one wedding on the property at a time, Anchor Inn is the perfect intimate reception and ceremony site for your wedding. Steps away from the Chesapeake Bay, this venue sets the ambiance for a perfect day with friends and family. With a beautiful pier and covered ceremony options, you and your guests will be surrounded by the beauty of the Chesapeake Bay for your entire event. You'll also get stunning views of the Bay Bridge as well! If you’d like a free visit and consultation, please contact us today!

Situated on Maryland’s Eastern Shore, Kent Island Resort welcomes guests with a historic manor house and sprawling countryside, perfect for landmark celebrations. Tailored wedding packages, three elegant venues, celebrated chefs, and a dedicated team ensure unforgettable moments—whether it’s an intimate affair or a grand celebration. The Resort boasts exclusivity, modern sophistication, waterfront views, boating activities, hiking trails, cycling, and luxurious onsite amenities. Located just an hour from Washington, D.C., Kent Island Resort offers outstanding service and memorable experiences.

Whether it's a graduation, wedding, engagement party or milestone occasion, the Woodrow Wilson House offers an elegant setting for your special event. Customized to fit the specific vision of each party, we can accommodate your requests! Our options range from an intimate private dinner for 12, a seated event in the garden for 100 or a cocktail reception for 200 guests. You and your guess will feel welcome in our private and sophisticated spaces, furnished with the personal effects of a president. Conveniently located just five blocks from Dupont Circle, the Wilson House is a celebrated historic site, ideal for your wedding or reception.

Celebrate your new life together in our sophisticated Georgetown wedding venue in Washington, D.C. With our chicly designed ballroom, intimate gathering areas, and celebrated Blue Duck Tavern restaurant, our hotel offers magnificent spaces with unmatched service that will ensure your wedding is magical and memorable. Our experienced wedding planning team, professional service team, and fashionable West End location are just a few reasons to choose Park Hyatt Washington D.C. to create the day of your dreams. Whether planning an intimate ceremony with family or a large-scale elegant affair in the ballroom, every wedding requires special attention to details and that is exactly what you will get at Park Hyatt Washington D.C.

Overlooking Marylands Chesapeake Bay located in Pasadena, we are the area’s premiere indoor/outdoor waterfront venue for weddings, receptions, banquets, and private events. Additionally, our spacious 8-acre property provides waterfront views

Timeless elegance awaits you at the Omni Shoreham Hotel, one of Washington, DC’s most romantic and picturesque wedding venues. Nestled in the leafy surrounds of Woodley Park, the hotel sits on 12 acres, centrally located yet secluded in nature. We invite you to celebrate your love in one of our stunning ballrooms and our charming and elegant gardens. Toast your friends and family and dance the night away while our experienced staff delivers the event of your dreams.

Step foot in our luxury hotel in Washington D.C. and discover an urban resort located along the banks of the Potomac River. Here, you’ll uncover a hotel unlike anything in Washington D.C. — a place where modern design blends with an iconic landmark to redefine luxury. The Watergate Hotel's flowing avant-garde architecture was designed by Luigi Moretti to emulate the mighty Potomac, and its stunning new Ron Arad-designed interior lives up to the building's original elegance. Complementing the hotel's new, modern feel are the retro-chic staff uniforms, made by Mad Men costume designer Janie Bryant. The Watergate Hotel takes classic elegance and bold mid-century modern design and adds all of the extravagance and warmth of contemporary luxury. This one-of-a-kind hotel pays tribute to its own storied past, while paving the way for a new chapter to be written.

In Washington, D.C.’s historic Georgetown neighborhood, cobblestoned streets are lined with boutiques and restaurants, and runners spend their mornings traveling the path along the tree-shaded Potomac River. While only two miles from the White House, The Ritz-Carlton Georgetown, Washington, D.C. offers a pet-friendly alternative to the traditional downtown DC hotel. Create memories to last a lifetime at The Ritz-Carlton Georgetown, Washington, D.C. With a range of gorgeously designed, intimate venues, our luxury hotel provides a one-of-a-kind setting for wedding celebrations.

Our elegant and calming hues create the perfect environment for all. For brides who prefer an outdoor ceremony, there is an outside area surrounded by flowers and greenery that can be transformed for your event. *We offer a variety of wedding packages, or our experienced Event Specialist can custom tailor a package for you to ensure that your wedding day is perfect.

Your dedicated planning team will take care of all the heavy lifting when it comes to planning your wedding day. From floor plans to timelines, we have you covered. We want it to be your choice on how hands on (or off) you want to be. We understand that you have lives, jobs, friends, and the typical wedding takes about 500 hours to plan start to finish for a non-professional first timer! ​You will have access to your dedicated coordinator and planning team from booking to your farewells to ensure every detail you envisioned will be taken care of on your special day. Your personal on-site day of coordinator and bridal hostess will be with you throughout your event to assist with anything you may need.

Edison Ballroom, our largest venue, is an exquisite backdrop with column lights and gold chandeliers Take advantage of our Hopkins Foyer and Pre-Function Area for your lively cocktail hour Our Wedding Specialists will ensure your dreamlike reception is flawlessly planned and executed Work with our culinary staff to create a personalized dining experience that pleases your palate With our cutting-edge AV equipment, bring wedding toasts, slideshow and entertainment to life Receive exclusive rates on your Alexandria Old Town happily-ever-after with our group reservations

Woodend Sanctuary & Mansion is an elegant wedding venue in Chevy Chase, Maryland. Conveniently located just 9 miles from downtown DC, it resides on a private 40-acre nature sanctuary. Built in 1927, this historic location was designed by the renowned architect John Russell Pope, who also designed the Jefferson Memorial, DAR Constitution Hall, and the National Archives Building. Environmentally conscious couples will appreciate this venue’s commitment to nature and wildlife preservation, offering a beautiful and sustainable setting for your special day. Part of the rental fee is tax-deductible.

Belmont Manor is a restored 1738 era historic site with extensive gardens and outbuildings, perfect for the quintessential garden wedding. We are considered an outdoor venue. Nestled on 68 acres of rolling green hills, this 18th Century property offers warm hospitality. Belmont Manor is a Howard County Park. Howard County Recreation and Park guidelines apply that are different from privately owned venues. The Park provides the location and property amenities while the Permit Holder provides all vendors, including an approved full-service Caterer and Wedding Coordinator.

Your dream wedding awaits at our Bethesda hotel. With our versatile venues and dedicated wedding specialists, we'll transform your vision into reality. Exchange vows on our rooftop terrace, overlooking the vibrant city skyline, or host a grand reception in our elegant ballroom. Our convenient location, just minutes from downtown D.C., makes it easy for your guests to join the celebration.

Unique, Glamorous, Convenient, Versatile and Affordable. It has natural light and free parking conveniently located near at Baileys Crossroads, VA with a short drive distance from Alexandria, Arlington & Washington, DC; and access to public transportation. Unique. The ballroom is contemporary, cozy and inviting with two Spacious Smooth Wood Sprung Dance Floors areas and 18 feet high ceilings. It has a reception furnitured lobby area (30ft x 30ft). A wooden sprung dance floor (69ft x 30ft with mirrors, sound system, lighting and A/V system in place, a small kitchen, bathrooms, and an extra 30ft x 30ft small ballroom studio with sprung floors, mirrors and sound system. The ceiling of the building is 18 feet high with ceiling tiles. It have kitchen, bathrooms and a lobby area for receiving your guests. Conveniently Located inside the beltway with easy access to all in the DMV area, the front hall is equipped with great technology in A/V system (screen projector and party lights.

The Bayfront Club is the perfect waterfront wedding venue on the Chesapeake Bay. Imagine your perfect ceremony overlooking the water, cocktails on the outdoor deck, and dancing the night away in a beautiful ballroom. All this and more is a reality for your wedding at the Bayfront Club. We offer all-inclusive wedding packages to make planning your wedding a breeze!

At Sandy Spring Museum, rustic charm meets modern elegance in our exceptional spaces. Set on seven beautiful wooded acres with multiple event and meeting spaces, Sandy Spring Museum is an endless stream of potential & possibilities. Whether your special day is traditional, formal, casual, contemporary, modern, or eclectic, our spaces provide a beautiful backdrop and unique scene for every special occasion. Make your next event historic at Sandy Spring Museum! When you secure Sandy Spring Museum for your perfect day, you have our entire amazing space for you and your guests to enjoy - yes, you get the ENTIRE museum!

1,400 sq. ft. Ballroom opens to the outside deck. BYOB & Food & Save! Everything else is Included: Tables, chairs, linen, and all glassware, tableware and food service items. Dance floor, Kitchen, refrigerators, two beauty suites, four bathrooms, etc. - all included. Free parking and 3 blocks to the East Falls Church Metro. The Ballroom includes our 15-foot stone top bar, bar sink, full size refrigerator, and restroom. 38 separate, dimmable lights. Three-level deck, stone patio and garden. This is a beautiful private home with lots of space and time to relax and enjoy. One staff member will be available during your event to answer questions.

Whether you are hosting a wedding reception, ceremony, bridal shower or bachelor(ette) party our dynamic ballrooms and private event spaces provide an upscale yet relaxed space for your special day. We host truly unique events and deliver sophisticated fun through combining our from-scratch Italian-America menu with the classic games of bowling and bocce ball. Let our talented event team work with you on a customized event to suit your personal style and help you bring your dream wedding to life to create a perfect day that you and all your guests will be sure to remember!

Combining modern amenities with a convenient location, Courtyard Baltimore Downtown McHenry Row provides a stylish urban setting for weddings. The venue's contemporary design and exceptional service ensure a sophisticated and seamless celebration.

**Home Of The 16 Hour Rental Window** Located in the heart of downtown Ellicott City, our Main Street Ballroom seamlessly marries rustic charm and industrial chic. This historic stone warehouse is a former Chevy showroom workshop that has been thoughtfully updated to create the ultimate celebration space. With two main rooms and an outdoor patio, Main Street Ballrooms 10,000 square feet offers incredible versatility and enough room to comfortably accommodate up to 250 guests!

The Royal Sonesta Harbor Court Hotel is a most fantastic location for the wedding of your dreams. Whether simple and chic or elegant and grand we have the perfect space for you and your loved ones. From our Grand Whitehall Ballroom with floor to ceiling windows and view of the harbor, to the intimate Brightons room with crystal chandelier, the Royal Sonesta is the perfect setting for your wedding. Our grand staircase is sought out for beautiful photos and elegant mezzanine is a classic space for your cocktail reception!

Our Admiral's Ballroom is located on the 5th floor of our Historical Admiral Fell Inn, offering large windows with plenty of natural light, and wrap around balcony with great views of Historic Fells Point, Baltimore Inner Harbor, and Baltimore City. Ww also offer outdoor waterfront Wedding Ceremonies at the Bond Street Pier.

Our venue is only steps away from the Baltimore Waterfront Promenade in the historic Canton/Fells Point area making it the perfect spot for photo and videos. We've been privileged to host surprise proposals, engagement parties, bridal showers, weddings and receptions. The space is a BLANK CANVAS and is ideal for whatever you can imagine. We understand that planning a wedding can be stressful and are committed to alleviating this by being a one-stop shop for all things wedding. Our venue price is tailored to work for any budget with a curated vendor list consisting of: a wedding planner, décor specialist, caterer, baker, florist, photographer, videographer and officiant (vendor prices not included in listing).

A Past-Meets-Present Baltimore Hotel At Kimpton Hotel Monaco Baltimore Inner Harbor, we put you on the fast track to luxury, comfort, and urban adventure. Our grand 202-room boutique hotel and B&O American Brasserie resides in the HISTORIC B&O Railroad Headquarters, offering a tranquil setting near the beautiful Inner Harbor waterfront. At one time, our ornate, 1906 Beaux-Arts building buzzed with the comings and goings of the Gilded Age's power players. Today we are home to the citys most exclusive events where our professional team ensures every detail is perfectly orchestrated. The glamour of old age charm and moden conveneince come together to create events that are timeless and classic with a touch of wonder.

People travel far and wide to visit historic Westminster Hall, the Burying Grounds and Catacombs. Guests have the opportunity to explore one of Baltimore’s oldest cemeteries which contains tombs of prominent political, military and business leaders, and the grave of Edgar Allan Poe! Westminster Hall, formerly a Presbyterian church has a unique combination of early Gothic Revival appearances, mixed with today’s modern conveniences. The restored Gothic church has elegant stained glass windows, carved oak woodwork and an 1882 Johnson pipe organ. People appreciate Westminster's prime location at the corner of Fayette and Greene Streets in downtown Baltimore. Immediately adjacent are the University of Maryland Baltimore, University of Maryland Medical Center, Maryland Bar Center, and Baltimore VA Medical Center. Within walking distance are Oriole Park, M&T Bank Stadium, Baltimore's Inner Harbor, the Convention Center, and major hotels, retailers and businesses.

The cultural heart of Baltimore beats loudly at Hotel Indigo® Baltimore Downtown. Our neighborhood is a hub of Charm City history and arts, and our upscale boutique hotel reflects the area's vibrancy with every detail. While there are many things to do in Baltimore, there are also a great number of discoveries to make right here in our hotel. Relax with a book (by hometown author Edgar Allan Poe, perhaps) from our hotel library, and sleep under a literary-themed mural in your guest room. Sip on some of the best craft cocktails in our hotel restaurant, Poets Modern Cocktails & Eats. Sample the honey produced at the hotel by our three honey bee colonies, which can be viewed from our fourth-floor guest rooms. And visit with our canine greeter, Xander, a Blue Brindle Cane Corso who invites you and your own pups to stay at our pet-friendly hotel, enjoy dog treats, and play at the nearby Howard Park Dog Park.

A hotel for unforgettable weddings and celebrations with character and charm in Baltimore’s Mt. Vernon neighborhood. Hotel Ulysses is a 116-room boutique hotel offering three distinct event spaces for up to 85 guests. Much like your vision, Ulysses is a transportative, dynamic place for gatherings — the high priest of the fever dream. With an elegant event space in an historic townhouse, an opulent private dining room, and a plush cocktail lounge, Ulysses is the perfect scene for your engagement party, wedding ceremony, reception, or after party. Living inside the nine-story Latrobe Building on East Read Street, once home to seven-time Baltimore mayor Ferdinand Latrobe, and many lonely bachelors after that, Ulysses is an ever-evolving monument to Baltimore’s iconic contradictions and unhinged visions